On the Internet nobody knows you have a tumblelog.
Searching Google News for “Android Update” is the fastest way to find the motivation to hurl yourself into an abyss lined with new Android phones running old software. There’s a veritable cottage industry around the question of which Android phones are going to get the latest updates, and when they’re going to get them, like some strange technologically dystopic form of Calvinist divination. Short answer: Not your phone, and not anytime soon. It Never Gets Better